The Weekly Substandard: A Good Jack Makes a Good Jill

Jack: Durex is introducing condom delivery in Dubai. Before we gorge ourselves in hearty business analysis, we should set some boundaries. In order to establish credibility and maintain a respectable level of maturity, we should refrain from making any more than one sexual innuendo, euphemism or pun throughout this dialogue. That being said, let’s bone […]

Doughnuts Galore!

By Charlene Lopez At 5:30am on Tuesday, February 26, 2013, residents of Phoenix, Arizona and surrounding communities are invited to celebrate the opening of a new Krispy Kreme Shop located at 3607 East Bell Road, Suite 1, Phoenix, AZ 85032. The Hot Light goes on at 5:30am and awesome prizes await doughnut fans that visit […]

It’s that time of year… ThunderLove!

It’s that time of year, you know, the time of year that most boyfriends dread (no, not an anniversary). It’s the time of year when all girls get pink pedicures, every other commercial on television is from a jeweler, and the price of chocolate sky rockets. It’s Valentine’s Day! Not sure what to do yet […]

Cheers, Mate

[wpyt_profile4]5_-Z8K9ny5c[/wpyt_profile4] Let’s grade some Foundation’s cheers! Jackrabbits This team seems to have focused their chant around the springy central figure. I have no idea what they are saying but I can only conclude it is in reverence to this individual. Grade: B Sidewinders What is this “o-lay, o-lay, o-lay?” It sounds catchy. I feel like […]