by Mackenzie Pedersen | Oct 26, 2017 | Uncategorized
By Mackenzie Pedersen, Staff Writer … She was slumped at her kitchen table. She realized that the clock on the stove read 4:42 a.m., and that she had wearily stayed up all night, her tear stained face somber and puffy. She had spent the entirety of the evening...
by Mackenzie Pedersen | Oct 19, 2017 | Uncategorized
By Mackenzie Pedersen, Staff Writer Let me ask you this: What is the United States Financial Debt Crisis? Who does this affect? To answer the first question plainly: The United States Government spends more money than it receives from tax revenue. This creates a...
by Mackenzie Pedersen | Oct 12, 2017 | Uncategorized
By Mackenzie Pedersen, Staff Writer A devastated, daunting silence has fallen over America as of the 1st of October. Upon waking up that morning, no one expected such tragedy. This day will go down in infamy as one of the most traumatic days in history. This...
by Mackenzie Pedersen | Oct 5, 2017 | Archives
By Mackenzie Pedersen, Staff Writer Everyone has that friend who, on the morning of September 22nd (the first day of Fall), sits straight up in bed, sniffs the air, and as their pupils warp into the shape of pumpkins, they realize… PUMPKIN SPICE EVERYTHING IS HERE!!!!...
by Mackenzie Pedersen | Sep 27, 2017 | Uncategorized
By Mackenzie Pedersen, Staff Writer Imagine yourself on a remote island with Jeff Goldblum and Sam Neill. A seemingly crazy older gentleman has requested your endorsement of his new ‘theme park’. You hop into a gas-powered jeep and – behold! – a herd of...
