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Controversial New TEM Lab for Summer 2016*

By Keith Blincoe, Staff Writer ATTENTION: Satire article. Reader discretion is advised. A distinctive part of the Thunderbird experience is the opportunity to take part…

TSG to Outsource Student Government to ASU*

By Keith Blincoe, Staff Writer ATTENTION: Satire article. Reader discretion is advised. According to fictional sources familiar with the matter, Thunderbird Student Government (TSG) has…

The Weekly Substandard: Relationship Retail

Jill: Jack and I decided that perhaps it is time that we redeem ourselves after our last two articles were a bit… ermmm…. Anyway, how…