Controversial New TEM Lab for Summer 2016*

By Keith Blincoe, Staff Writer ATTENTION: Satire article. Reader discretion is advised. A distinctive part of the Thunderbird experience is the opportunity to take part in the Thunderbird Emerging Markets program, in which students spend about seven weeks on consulting-type projects for corporate or government clients. Past countries have included Angola, Nepal, and Peru. The […]

TSG to Outsource Student Government to ASU*

By Keith Blincoe, Staff Writer ATTENTION: Satire article. Reader discretion is advised. According to fictional sources familiar with the matter, Thunderbird Student Government (TSG) has decided to outsource its student governing duties to Arizona State University (ASU). Citing the difficulty of dealing with an increasingly rowdy student body, the demands of their schoolwork, and the […]

The Weekly Substandard: Relationship Retail

Jill: Jack and I decided that perhaps it is time that we redeem ourselves after our last two articles were a bit… ermmm…. Anyway, how about this gem: Fake Facebook Girlfriends. The Atlantic published an exposé detailing FakeInternetGirlfriend.com, a website offering such services. You’ve got to love it- social media has stooped to a new […]