ASU to Acquire Volkswagen in $10b Deal*

by Keith Blincoe, Staff Writer Warning: Satire in, on, or around this article. According to an announcement sent to students from Arizona State University (ASU) President Michael Crow, ASU has agreed to acquire all of the outstanding shares of Volkswagen AG, the troubled car maker, for an estimated price of ten billion dollars. “The purchase of […]

Get Your Kicks in Northern Arizona

By Jake Strickler, Staff Writer “These great roads are wonderful for moving goods but not for inspection of a countryside. You are bound to the wheel and your eyes to the car ahead and to the rear-view mirror for the car behind and the side mirror for the car or truck about to pass, and […]

Thunderbird Photo Contest

Congratulations to this week’s photo contest winner, Fatima Heravy! We received several excellent sunset and sunrise photos last week and look forward to next week’s submission. Submit your best Thunderbird campus photo to dastornews@gmail.com for a chance to have your photo featured on the Das Tor website. Submit your photos by Wednesday at 2:00 p.m. with […]

Update 9/27

Hello T-birds! Have you noticed that the weather is getting nicer? For those of you who are new to Arizona, you have almost survived your first Arizona summer. Starting very soon, you’ll understand why people like to live here – our winters are truly lovely. On a much more serious note, I wanted to take […]

Club Day Preview

Interested in a specific business field? Or in a particular activity? Looking for ways to relax or for ways to improve your professional skills? Want to keep yourself updated about the various activities around campus? Then make sure to attend Club Day this Friday, and sign up for the ones that best suit your interests! […]

Thunderbird License Plates Go On Sale Today

Arizona motorists can show their pride in Thunderbird School of Global Management with a new specialty license plate that went on sale today. Each specialty plate costs $25, and $17 of this amount goes directly to Thunderbird as a charitable gift. Thunderbird students, staff and alumni voted on the plate’s design in summer 2011 after […]