ASU to Acquire Volkswagen in $10b Deal*

by Keith Blincoe, Staff Writer Warning: Satire in, on, or around this article. According to an announcement sent to students from Arizona State University (ASU) President Michael Crow, ASU has agreed to acquire all of the outstanding shares of Volkswagen AG, the troubled car maker, for an estimated price of ten billion dollars. “The purchase of […]

TSG to Outsource Student Government to ASU*

By Keith Blincoe, Staff Writer ATTENTION: Satire article. Reader discretion is advised. According to fictional sources familiar with the matter, Thunderbird Student Government (TSG) has decided to outsource its student governing duties to Arizona State University (ASU). Citing the difficulty of dealing with an increasingly rowdy student body, the demands of their schoolwork, and the […]

Know Your TSG Spring 2015

By: Alina Buzgar, Features Editor Das Tor welcomes the fresh team of Thunderbird Student Government (TSG) for Spring 2015. Sabah Hussain, President As TSG President, Sabah is responsible for coordinating student affairs and events. You’ll be able to see me Fridays 1pm-2pm at TSG public meetings in LH 53. I am interested in your opinions […]

Week 2-TSG Bulletin

By Amir Emadi ’13 As the Thunderbird Student Government (TSG) president, I am very pleased to have the opportunity to lead towards a collaborative community on campus. Please give me the opportunity to hear your questions and comments about Thunderbird, TSG, and its team: Amir Emadi, President Varun Podar, Vice President Martena Kusz, Treasurer Josephine […]

Middle East, Africa and European Regional Night….

With bagpipes and impromptu dances by Anirban and Jessica, the Europe, Africa and Middle East regional night was off to an amazing start. Students enjoyed samples of meals from the Middle East and Africa and premium European beer, as they were entertained with energetic African drumming and a performance by the African group, choreographed by […]